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  • October 28, 2012

Our winners- and some BBQ for everyone

Steve Tunstall
Principle Storage Engineer

Please also see "Allen's Grilling Channel" over to the right in my Bookmarks section...

Congrats to our two winners for the first two comments on my
last entry. Steve from Australia and John Lemon. Steve won since he was the
first person over the International Date Line to see the post I made so late
after a workday on Friday. So not only does he get to live in a country with
the 2nd most beautiful women in the world, but now he gets some cool
Oracle Swag, too. (Yes, I live on the beach in southern California, so you can
guess where 1st place is for that other contest…Now if Steve happens
to live in Manly, we may actually have a tie going…)

OK, ok, for everyone else, you can be winners, too. How you
ask? I will make you the envy of every guy and gal in your neighborhood or
campsite. What follows is the way to smoke the best ribs you or anyone you know
have ever tasted. Follow my instructions and give it a try. People at your
party/cookout/campsite will tell you that they’re the best ribs they’ve ever
had, and I will let you take all the credit. Yes, I fully realize this post is
going to be longer than any post I’ve done yet. But let’s get serious here.
Smoking meat is much more important, agreed? J
In all honesty, this is a repeat of another blog I did, so I’m just copying and

Step 1. Get some ribs. I actually really like Costco’s pack.
They have both St. Louis and Baby Back. (They are the same ribs, but cut in
half down the sides. St. Louis style is the ‘front’ of the ribs closest to the
stomach, and ‘Baby back’ is the part of the ribs where is connects to the
backbone). I like them both, so here you see I got one pack of each. About 4
racks to a pack. So these two packs for $25 each will feed about 16-20 of my
guests. So around 3 bucks a person is a pretty good deal for the best ribs
you’ll ever have.

Step 2. Prep the ribs the night before you’re going to
smoke. You need to trim them to fit your smoker racks, and also take off the
membrane and add your rub. Then cover and set in fridge overnight. Here’s how
to take off the membrane, which will not break down with heat and smoke like
the rest of the meat, so must be removed. Use a butter knife to work in a ways
between the membrane and the white bone. Just enough to make room for your
finger. Try really hard not to poke through the membrane, you want to keep it

See how my gloved fingers can now start to lift up and pull
off the membrane? This is what you are trying to do. It’s awesome when the
whole thing can come off at once. This one is going great, maybe the best one
I’ve ever done. Sometime, it falls apart and doesn't come off in one nice
piece. I hate when that happens.

Now, add your rub and pat it down once into the meat with
your other hand. My rub is not secret. I got it from my mentor, a BBQ
competitive chef who is currently ranked #1 in California and #3 in the nation
on the BBQ circuit. He does full-day classes in southern California if anyone
is interested in taking his class. Go to www.slapyodaddybbq.com
to check him out. I tweaked his run recipe a tad and made my own. It’s one part
Lawry’s, one part sugar, one part Montreal Steak Seasoning, one part garlic
powder, one-half part red chili powder, one-half part paprika, and then 1/20th
part cayenne. You can adjust that last ingredient, or leave it out. Real cheap
stuff you can get at Costco. This lets you make enough rub to last about a year
or two. Don’t make it all at once, make a shaker’s worth and use it up before
you make more. Place it all in a bowl, mix well, and then add to a shaker like
you see here. You can get a shaker with medium sized holes on it at any
restaurant supply store or Smart & Final. The kind you see at pizza places
for their red pepper flakes works best.

Now cover and place in fridge overnight.

Step 3. The next day. Ok, I’m ready to go. Get your stuff
together. You will need your smoker, some good foil, a can of peach nectar, a
bottle of Agave syrup, and a package of brown sugar. You will need this stuff
later. I also use a clean spray bottle, and apple juice.

Step 4. Make your fire, or turn on your electric smoker. In
this example I’m using my portable charcoal smoker. I got this for only $40. I
then modified it to be useful. Once modified, these guys actually work very
well. Trust me, your food DOES NOT KNOW how expensive your smoker is. Someone
who tells you that you need to spend a bunch of money on a smoker is an idiot.
I also have an electric smoker that stays in my backyard. It’s cleaner and
larger so I can smoke more food. But this little $40 one works great for going
camping. Here is what my fire-bowl looks like. I leave a space in the middle open,
and place cold charcoal and wood chucks in a circle going outwards. This makes
it so when I dump the hot coals down the middle, they will slowly burn
outwards, hitting different wood chucks at different times, allowing me to go
4-5 hours without having to even touch my fire. For ribs, I use apple and pecan
wood. Pecan works for anything. Apple or any fruit wood is excellent for pork.

So now I make my hot charcoal with a chimney only about
half-full. I found a great use for that side-burner on my grill that I never
use. It makes a fantastic chimney starter. You never use fluids of any kind,
nor ever use that stupid charcoal that has lighter fluid built into it. Never,
ever, ever.

Step 5. Smoke. Add your ribs in the racks and stack them up
in your smoker. I have a digital thermometer on a probe that I use to keep
track of the temp in the smoker. I just lay the probe on the top rack and shut
the lid. This cheap guy is a little harder to maintain the right temperature of
around 225 F, so I do have to keep my eye on it more than my electric one or a
more expensive charcoal one with the cool gadgets that regulate your temp for

Every hour, spray apple juice all over your ribs using that
spray bottle. After about 3 hours, you should have a very good crust (called
the Bark) on your ribs. Once you have the Bark where you want it, carefully
remove your ribs and place them in a tray. We are now ready for a very
important part to make the flavor.

Get a large piece of foil and place one rib section on it.
Splash some of the peach nectar on it, and then a drizzle of the Agave syrup.
Then, use your gloved hand to pack on some brown sugar. Do this on BOTH sides,
and then completely wrap it up TIGHT in the foil. Do this for each rib section,
and then place all the wrapped sections back into the smoker for another 4 to 6
hours. This is where the meat will get tender and flavorful. The first three
hours is only to make the smoke bark. You don’t need smoke anymore, since the
ribs are wrapped, you only need to keep the heat around 225 for the next 4-6
hours. Obviously you don’t spray anymore. Just time and slow heat. Be patient.
It’s actually really hard to overdo it. You can let them go longer, and all
that will happen is they will get even MORE tender!!! If you take them out too
soon, they will be tough.

How do you know? Take out one package (use long tongs) and
open it up. If you grab a bone with your tongs and it just falls apart and
breaks away from the rest of the meat, you are done!!! Enjoy!!!

Step 6. Eat. It pulls apart like this when it’s done.

By the way, smoking tri-tip is way easier. Just rub it with
the same rub, and put in your smoker for about 2.5 hours at 250 F. That’s it.
Low-maintenance. It comes out like this, with a fantastic smoke ring and
amazing flavor.

Thanks, and I will put up another good tip, about the ZFSSA, around the end of November.


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