Librarian punch lines...

A third grader walked into a library, eager to find a biography for for his book report assignment, due in a couple days. He walked up to the librarian with a list of possible candidates.

"Excuse me", the boy said to librarian.

"May I help you?", came the librarians reply.

"I am looking for a biography of Amelia Earhart, but I cannot find one".

"They seem to have disappeared," replied the librarian.

Everyone in the library started to laugh.

"Do you have any biographies of George Wishart?"

"No, an angry mob burned them."

Obviously, I am spending too much time compiling....

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