Librarian punch lines...
By vbkraemer on Mar 19, 2006
"Excuse me", the boy said to librarian.
"May I help you?", came the librarians reply.
"I am looking for a biography of Amelia Earhart, but I cannot find one".
"They seem to have disappeared," replied the librarian.
Everyone in the library started to laugh.
"Do you have any biographies of George Wishart?"
"No, an angry mob burned them."
Obviously, I am spending too much time compiling....