Me and Bobby B
By stern on Aug 28, 2006
An incident in the hotel pool from last week has me swearing off the Mike & Ikes for good. As I was playing football with my son, a woman on the side of the pool kept looking over at me, and finally asked me "Are you on the Sopranos?" I know that water refracts light, and fish always seem bigger when they're still in the water, but being confused for Steve Schirrapa, AKA Bobby Bacala, was not flattering. It's an early warning sign that I'm almost big enough to have a measurable gravitational field.
Pluto may no longer be a planet, but I'm on my way to taking over that 9th spot.