The Case of the Red Vest

No, it's not a recently discovered Agatha Christie story. Rather, a team of rogue Oracle ACEs have taken on the mission of subjecting a red Oracle ACE vest, fondly known as "Stanley", to serial abuse.

(This is a little difficult to view, but note the red object on the ground.)

Similar crimes against textiles are documented at

Yeah, we can take a hint already. No more red vests!


But if the red vests are discontinued, how can Oracle ACEs secure gainful employment in the casino industry? Personally, I think that "Stanley" should be locked in an elevator for an hour...without a laptop, smartphone, or other messaging device. That would be truly cruel.

Posted by Ontario Emperor on January 20, 2009 at 11:59 PM PST #

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