Old is Slow, Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast

I'm beginning to develop a violent hatred towards those geeks at Bologna who doesn't seem to have a clue about the common sense, or patience, or wisdom, or art, or science, or any bloody thing involved with developing a fast, well rounded, well behaved motorcycle that does what it is asked to do.

Just check the free practices from Qatar and you'll know what I'm talking about. You let a bunch of unrealistic, antisocial nerd engineers run enough computer simulations and let them churn out stuff like carbon fibre frames and soon you end up with - you guessed it - the Ducati GP11.

One hell of a pig of a bike. Screw you morons. What about renaming the "GP" series to "CW" for "Career Wrecker". Or something similar.

Please lose your jobs. Go get a life,

Now what's with that caption? That's pretty much the only twisted hope left for the rest of this season.

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Wow, not sure this is appropriate for a corporate blog...and I work for Oracle/Sun.

Posted by Jim on mars 20, 2011 at 09:43 PD PDT #

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