A husband's plea to open an online gambling account...

Husband: [Holding canbet.com brochures with a ridiculous but apparently effective picture of a skinny chick in football sholder pads and a skimpy little jersey] Hey, I think I'm going to open a canbet.com account.

Me: What?! Are you crazy?!

Husband: I'm really good at winning football pools in the office.

Me: There's no risk of you draining our life savings in office pools.

Husband: Canbet is powered by Sun and uses Java.

Me: OK, fine, but only $100 and I get half the winnings.

Husband: [Skips over to the computer like a boy on the town when he's in love.]

[A few minutes pass.]

Me: Did you open your account?

Husband: Yes, but I opened a $200 account because it was more value for the dollar.

Me: [Shakes head. Sighs loudly. Rolls eyes. Begins forming asset protection plans.]
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