A husband's plea to open an online gambling account...
By lskrocki on Aug 22, 2005
Me: What?! Are you crazy?!
Husband: I'm really good at winning football pools in the office.
Me: There's no risk of you draining our life savings in office pools.
Husband: Canbet is powered by Sun and uses Java.
Me: OK, fine, but only $100 and I get half the winnings.
Husband: [Skips over to the computer like a boy on the town when he's in love.]
[A few minutes pass.]
Me: Did you open your account?
Husband: Yes, but I opened a $200 account because it was more value for the dollar.
Me: [Shakes head. Sighs loudly. Rolls eyes. Begins forming asset protection plans.]