By jhawk on Aug 01, 2005
Alpha geek: The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group. “Ask Larry, he’s the alpha geek around here.”
Food coupons: Twenty-dollar bills from an ATM.
Mouse potato: The “wired” version of the couch potato.
Swiped out: Describes an ATM card that doesn’t work because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
Ohnosecond: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you’ve just made a BIG mistake.