Code Rage

What is going on in this country? Road rage is a disorder? Get real. It's from too many people being voluntarily squeezed into too small an area. Road rage is human nature, and that is not a disorder. If you want a cure to road rage, move to Iowa. Having gone to college just miles from Iowa, I can tell you that, outside of the occasional slow-moving farm vehicle and animal crossing, traffic is not an issue.

Now if you want cure something, please address a true disorder: code rage. What is code rage? It's when the code a developer writes should work, it doesn't, and the developer then goes into an uncontrollable rage. That's me. When code "doesn't work", mild mannered John Clingan enters an uncontrollable state full of "colorful" words and exaggerated gestures who's meaning transcends cultures. I've pounded the desk and have gone through numerous keyboards. My face has gone through every 8-bit shade of red. Where are all the code rage studies to help me out? I'm a victim, dang it. It's not my fault, is it?

Yes, I'm being facetious. Code rage is not a disorder. Code rage is of my own doing. As is my middle finger in traffic. Perhaps I should move to Iowa.
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