The "Java Life" Rap Music Video

The JavaOne Keynotes included the "Java Life" rap music video. For those of you who asked, lyrics are below. You can watch more videos at the new youtube/java channel. Enjoy.


The "Java Life"

SPOKEN:
In the cubicles representin’ for my JAVA homies…
In by nine, out when the deadlines are met, check it.

CHORUS:
We code hard in these cubicles
My style’s nerd-chic, I’m a programmin’ freak
We code hard in these cubicles
Only two hours to your deadline? Don’t sweat my technique.

Sippin’ morning coffee with that JAVA swirl. 
Born to code; my first words were “Hello World” 
Since 95, been JAVA codin’ stayin’ proud
Started on floppy disks, now we take it to the cloud.     

On my desktop, JAVA’s what’s bobbin’ and weavin’
We got another winning app before I get to OddEven.
Blazin’ code like a forest fire, climbin’ a tree
Setting standards like I Triple E….

Boot it on up, I use the force like Luke,
Got so much love for my homeboy Duke.
GNU Public Licensed, it’s open source,
Stop by my desk when you need a crash course

Written once and my script runs anywhere,
Straight thuggin’, mean muggin’ in my Aeron chair.
All the best lines of code, you know I wrote ‘em
I’ll run you out of town on your dial-up modem.

CHORUS:
‘Cause…
We code hard in these cubicles
Me and my crew code hyphy hardcore    
We code hard in these cubicles
It’s been more than 10 years since I’ve seen the 404.

Inheriting a project can make me go beeee-serk
Ain’t got four hours to transfer their Framework. 
The cleaners killed the lights, Man, that ain’t nice,
Gonna knock this program out, just like Kimbo Slice

I program all night, just like a champ,
Look alive under this IKEA lamp.
I code HARDER in the midnight hour, 
E7 on the vending machine fuels my power.

Ps3 to Smartphones, our code use never ends,
JAVA’s there when I beat you in “Words with Friends”.
My developing skills are so fresh please discuss,
You better step your game up on that C++.

We know better than to use Dot N-E-T,
Even Dan Brown can’t code as hard as me.
You know JAVA’s gettin’ bigger, that’s a promise not a threat,
Let me code it on your brain 

WHISPERED: 
so you’ll never forget.

CHORUS:
We code hard in these cubicles,
it’s the core component…of what we implement.
We code hard in these cubicles,
Straight to your JAVA Runtime Environment.

We code hard in these cubicles,
Keep the syntax light and the algorithm tight.
We code hard in these cubicles,
Gotta use JAVA if it’s gonna run right.      

We code hard in these cubicles
JAVA keeps adapting, you know it’s built to last.
We code hard in these cubicles,
Robust and secure, so our swag’s on blast

CODE HARD 

Comments:

Love it!

Posted by guest on October 04, 2011 at 05:55 AM PDT #

nice :)

Posted by guest on October 04, 2011 at 10:48 AM PDT #

Luv it too!

Posted by AK on October 04, 2011 at 01:32 PM PDT #

This is ridiculous! What are you doing Oracle? Creating a silly 90's stereotype for Java developers, in the direction: Java is the new Cobol. Java community doesn't need that. This is a very bad joke coming from you.

Posted by Thiago Ganzarolli on October 05, 2011 at 04:11 AM PDT #

word

Posted by guest on October 05, 2011 at 06:31 AM PDT #

Yeah! I Like it!

Posted by Rafael Orágio on October 05, 2011 at 05:29 PM PDT #

cool

Posted by guest on October 13, 2011 at 03:48 PM PDT #

I love it!
java java java.... our daily life... we speak only one...

Posted by guest on October 23, 2011 at 10:52 PM PDT #

Great video! Like it! (Hello from Ukraine)

Posted by Zavizionov on November 04, 2011 at 02:07 AM PDT #

Love it too

Posted by guest on November 04, 2011 at 03:56 PM PDT #

public class print {

public static void main(String args[]) {

System.out.println("AWSOME!!!");

}
}

Posted by guest on November 16, 2011 at 02:30 AM PST #

"You better step your game up on that C++.

We know better than to use Dot N-E-T, " -> ROFLMAO! :))))))))))

Posted by guest on December 13, 2011 at 03:11 PM PST #

Awesome... I love java

Posted by guest on January 03, 2012 at 06:10 AM PST #

Awesome!!!!

Posted by guest on January 17, 2012 at 07:32 PM PST #

marvelous!!

Posted by guest on January 18, 2012 at 06:19 AM PST #

Love it....

Posted by Shyju on February 11, 2012 at 04:23 AM PST #

> public class print {
>
> public static void main(String args[]) {
>
> System.out.println("AWSOME!!!");
>
> }
> }

So much for "Keep the syntax light" ...

Posted by guest on March 19, 2012 at 04:42 AM PDT #

while(true) {
System.out.println("From CS Geek Iam in Love With Java && This Song Too");
}

Posted by Medhat Assem on April 25, 2012 at 02:19 PM PDT #

Funny Guys :D

Posted by guest on May 01, 2012 at 05:49 AM PDT #

LOLLL!! XD
so awesome!!

Posted by moran on May 07, 2012 at 09:44 AM PDT #

Good one. And the "Java Life" is cool too.

Posted by guest on November 12, 2012 at 08:41 AM PST #

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