The "Java Life" Rap Music Video

The JavaOne Keynotes included the "Java Life" rap music video. For those of you who asked, lyrics are below. You can watch more videos at the new youtube/java channel. Enjoy.

The "Java Life"

In the cubicles representin’ for my JAVA homies…
In by nine, out when the deadlines are met, check it.

We code hard in these cubicles
My style’s nerd-chic, I’m a programmin’ freak
We code hard in these cubicles
Only two hours to your deadline? Don’t sweat my technique.

Sippin’ morning coffee with that JAVA swirl. 
Born to code; my first words were “Hello World” 
Since 95, been JAVA codin’ stayin’ proud
Started on floppy disks, now we take it to the cloud.     

On my desktop, JAVA’s what’s bobbin’ and weavin’
We got another winning app before I get to OddEven.
Blazin’ code like a forest fire, climbin’ a tree
Setting standards like I Triple E….

Boot it on up, I use the force like Luke,
Got so much love for my homeboy Duke.
GNU Public Licensed, it’s open source,
Stop by my desk when you need a crash course

Written once and my script runs anywhere,
Straight thuggin’, mean muggin’ in my Aeron chair.
All the best lines of code, you know I wrote ‘em
I’ll run you out of town on your dial-up modem.

We code hard in these cubicles
Me and my crew code hyphy hardcore    
We code hard in these cubicles
It’s been more than 10 years since I’ve seen the 404.

Inheriting a project can make me go beeee-serk
Ain’t got four hours to transfer their Framework. 
The cleaners killed the lights, Man, that ain’t nice,
Gonna knock this program out, just like Kimbo Slice

I program all night, just like a champ,
Look alive under this IKEA lamp.
I code HARDER in the midnight hour, 
E7 on the vending machine fuels my power.

Ps3 to Smartphones, our code use never ends,
JAVA’s there when I beat you in “Words with Friends”.
My developing skills are so fresh please discuss,
You better step your game up on that C++.

We know better than to use Dot N-E-T,
Even Dan Brown can’t code as hard as me.
You know JAVA’s gettin’ bigger, that’s a promise not a threat,
Let me code it on your brain 

so you’ll never forget.

We code hard in these cubicles,
it’s the core component…of what we implement.
We code hard in these cubicles,
Straight to your JAVA Runtime Environment.

We code hard in these cubicles,
Keep the syntax light and the algorithm tight.
We code hard in these cubicles,
Gotta use JAVA if it’s gonna run right.      

We code hard in these cubicles
JAVA keeps adapting, you know it’s built to last.
We code hard in these cubicles,
Robust and secure, so our swag’s on blast




Posted by Fernando on October 04, 2011 at 07:06 AM PDT #

Cool !

Posted by Neil Ghosh on October 04, 2011 at 07:40 AM PDT #

It makes Dilbert look normal. :-(

Posted by guest on October 04, 2011 at 11:26 PM PDT #

Awesome :)

Posted by Patrick Maciel on October 06, 2011 at 02:17 AM PDT #

Hah, I've had this on repeat for days.

Posted by Thomas Frank on October 13, 2011 at 05:14 AM PDT #

Love it !!!!

On the top of my list right next to And So You Code:

Posted by guest on October 15, 2011 at 09:25 PM PDT #

We know better than to use Dot N-E-T,

i like this \m/

Posted by guest on October 18, 2011 at 01:55 PM PDT #

Pow !

Posted by Kimhoangit on November 01, 2011 at 09:39 AM PDT #

Fakking kewl!

Posted by guest on November 02, 2011 at 11:36 PM PDT #

I do not have to "step it up on my C++"
Nor do I have to use .NET ;-)

Posted by TFB on November 29, 2012 at 04:26 PM PST #

how can I download the mp3?

Posted by Nayana on February 25, 2013 at 07:41 PM PST #

Post a Comment:
  • HTML Syntax: NOT allowed

Insider News from the Java Team at Oracle!



« July 2015