By gjmurphy on Oct 28, 2004
This is an actual piece of spam that was waiting for me in my inbox this morning. The English is priceless. I wish I knew the redactor's native language; "crave to feel crack" seems like a direct translation of some foreign idiom.
From: Candida Rebux
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