The Guy's Rules

You might read the guy's rules from other sources. I just read this on a mail today. I love it as it is funny and absolutely true!!! I don't known if all guys would agree with it, but I do. In the original mail, all rules were numbered "1" ON PURPOSE. I renumbered them by moving some (only 30%) to 2 (not bothering me too much) and 3 (don't care). What about you?

\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* The Guys' Rules \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't expect us to act
like soap opera guys.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

2. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

2. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

2. Crying is blackmail.

2. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

2. You have enough clothes.

2. You have too many shoes.

3. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

3. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

3. Sunday sports it's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

3. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

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