Now that the Higgs Boson particle has been gently coaxed out of hiding, you know what's gonna happen, don't you? Your boss is gonna walk into your office and demand a plan for protecting your Oracle Linux system against it.
You could act like a smart aleck sysadmin and inform him or her that it took a team of scientists 10 years and 500 trillion collisions to get conclusive evidence of its existence, and let's not even talk about how difficult it was for God to create the elusive thing, but that would violate the first law of corporate survival:
Never, ever make your boss look stupid
Instead, jump out of your chair and say "OMG! I hadn't though of that!" Then read our latest article and use what you learn to write up a plan that will make your boss look real good to his or her boss. (Just make sure your name appears nowhere.)
Lenz Grimmer and James Morris provide guidelines for: