Creative Spammery

I get some weird stuff, I'll grant you that. But this one ... well, it's almost as weird as the last spam I got from the "FBI." But this one ... well, I am at a loss as to what kind of job to give this guy. He obviously has skills.

From: chukegbub@yahoo.com

Subject: Application for any available job any where possible please


Dear Sir
How are you?
No matter what, i still appreciate God for my life and to God be all the glory(1st Thessalonians 5 vs 18), i've being a jobless person for sometimes now as a result of idealness that has actually culminated to a penurious lifestyle. therefore, for this golden reason and with all humility could you please give me a "hand" in getting any available job or work to do anywhere possible this is my mobile phone number 08061166955, i shall be forever gratefull to you for giving me the golden opportunity to seeing my life transform for the better and gloryfying God.
Thanks a million for your immense cooperations as i look forward to reading from you soonest with regards the contents of this marvellous mail.
Distinguished regards from
Chukwuma Egbubine.

BIOGRAPHICAL DATA

SURNAME: EGBUBINE

NAME: CHUKWUMA

LOCATION: LAGOS STATE OF NIGERIA

SEX: MALE

AGE: THIRTY TWO

STATE OF ORIGIN: DELTA STATE

MARITAL STATUS: SINGLE

TEL: +2348061166955

DATE OF BIRTH: 14/02/75

HOBBIES: READING,TRAVELLING,MEDITATING,REGULAR CHURCH GOING AND SPORTS(BASKETBALL AND FOOTBALL

Well, with hobbies like that, and such a detailed resumé, it's hard not to hire him for something.

I hope someone out there has the perfect job for Chukwuma.

[ "I thought you were trying to get into shape."
"I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle." ]
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