The Nation of Burundi Approves Oracle-Sun Deal
By RickRamsey-Oracle on Jan 27, 2010
The people of Burundi have overwhelmingly approved the Oracle-Sun deal.
"We approved the deal because we think BigAdmin's Device Detection Tool is very nice. We use it always."
"And also because the name Solaris is very pretty. In the Batwa language it means 'capacious jug.'"
The men of Burundi agreed.
"We invite all the people of the nation of Oracle to come and play the Burundi drum!"
"They make Version 2.3 of the Device Detection Tool excellent! It now supports new platforms including SPARC Solaris, Windows 7, Windows Server 2008, and FreeBSD 6.0, 6.4, 7., 7.1 and 7.2. And it collects more system configuration information!"
"This gives us more time to beat the Burundi drum."
"And drink Burundi beer!"
When asked if they knew how to find the improved Device Detection Tool they said "Who doesn't! It's part of the BigAdmin HCL!"
To commemorate the event, the nation of Burundi has declared a national holiday.
"For our great friends, the people of Oracle and Sun!"