DTrace caption contest

Two of the DTrace creators (that's me on the right, and Bryan on the left) apparently square off at the recent OpenSolaris user group meeting at JavaOne. You fill in the bubbles; the funniest response wins nothing but my heartfelt amusement.

Comments:

Here's mine!

http://derek.trideja.com/media/bmc_ahl_dtrace-caption.png

For those not in the know, here's the reference...

http://groups.google.com/group/comp.sys.sun.hardware/msg/242387aeaa5b5456?output=gplain

Posted by Derek Warren on May 17, 2006 at 05:24 PM PDT #

Bryan: But in the gross and scope of my opinion, This bodes some strange eruption to our state. Adam: Good now, sit down, and tell me, he that knows,

Posted by Sean on May 17, 2006 at 08:05 PM PDT #

Bryan: <<dozen of words passing by at great speed>> Adam: Hold on second, I 've recorded that just let me play it back s-l-o-w-l-y.

Posted by An impressed observed at BMC's Sydney Open Solaris User Group presentation on May 17, 2006 at 10:42 PM PDT #

Bryan: I told you already, you aren't allowed to speak at JavaOne until you cut that hair! Adam: But, I did...

Posted by Bill Rushmore on May 18, 2006 at 12:08 AM PDT #

Bryan: Damm it, your latest patch had a line with 81 characters in it. Sorry must of been an off by 1 error.

Posted by James Dickens on May 18, 2006 at 03:02 AM PDT #

If Adam had a line of source with 81 characters in it, I would have had a knife in my hand -- if not a pistol...

Posted by Bryan Cantrill on May 18, 2006 at 03:41 AM PDT #

Unclear if I'm elgible or not, but here's my entry...

Posted by Bryan Cantrill on May 18, 2006 at 04:00 AM PDT #

Bryan: Guess how many fingers I'm holding up! Adam: uhhh...dude...

Posted by RJ on May 18, 2006 at 11:44 AM PDT #

Re-enactment of Crispin Glover's infamous 1987 appearance on the Late Show with David Lettermman

Adam (as Letterman): You seem to be distraught. You seem to be distraught.

Bryan (as Glover): People seem to make me seem a lot weird. And I'm just--I'm strong, you know. (flexes arm) I'm strong. I can arm wrestle. Do you want to arm wrestle?

Posted by Jeff Huber on May 18, 2006 at 01:48 PM PDT #

Brian: Read the damn README!

Posted by Dave Marquardt on May 19, 2006 at 04:21 AM PDT #

Bryan: I LIKE COCONUTS! Adam: YOU ARE AUTHENTICATED!

Posted by guest on May 19, 2006 at 09:50 AM PDT #

When Andy met Barney

Posted by Patrick D on May 20, 2006 at 04:18 PM PDT #

Bryan: Stumps! All I've got left are stumps! Adam: Fine, I'll do the demo. Chill.

Posted by Jeff Bonwick on May 23, 2006 at 08:11 PM PDT #

Bryan: Rematch, punk.

Adam: Dude, get over it. You haven't beat me at BattleTris since rmalloc() was in style.

Posted by Dave Powell on May 25, 2006 at 11:17 AM PDT #

Bryan: fsck you ! Adam: Have some swiss cheeze

Posted by Roch on May 31, 2006 at 01:28 AM PDT #

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