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Two of the DTrace creators (that's me on the right, and Bryan on the left) apparently square off at the recent OpenSolaris user group meeting at JavaOne. You fill in the bubbles; the funniest response wins nothing but my heartfelt amusement.


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Comments ( 14 )
  • Derek Warren Thursday, May 18, 2006

    Here's mine!

    http://derek.trideja.com/media/bmc_ahl_dtrace-caption.png

    For those not in the know, here's the reference...

    http://groups.google.com/group/comp.sys.sun.hardware/msg/242387aeaa5b5456?output=gplain

  • Sean Thursday, May 18, 2006
    Bryan:
    But in the gross and scope of my opinion,
    This bodes some strange eruption to our state.
    Adam:
    Good now, sit down, and tell me, he that knows,
  • Bill Rushmore Thursday, May 18, 2006
    Bryan: I told you already, you aren't allowed to speak at JavaOne until you cut that hair!
    Adam: But, I did...
  • James Dickens Thursday, May 18, 2006
    Bryan: Damm it, your latest patch had a line with 81 characters in it.
    Sorry must of been an off by 1 error.
  • Bryan Cantrill Thursday, May 18, 2006
    If Adam had a line of source with 81 characters in it, I would have had a knife in my hand -- if not a pistol...
  • Bryan Cantrill Thursday, May 18, 2006
    Unclear if I'm elgible or not, but here's my entry...
  • RJ Thursday, May 18, 2006
    Bryan: Guess how many fingers I'm holding up!
    Adam: uhhh...dude...
  • Jeff Huber Thursday, May 18, 2006
    Re-enactment of Crispin Glover's infamous 1987 appearance on the Late Show with David Lettermman



    Adam (as Letterman): You seem to be distraught. You seem to be distraught.




    Bryan (as Glover): People seem to make me seem a lot weird. And I'm just--I'm strong, you know. (flexes arm) I'm strong. I can arm wrestle. Do you want to arm wrestle?
  • Dave Marquardt Friday, May 19, 2006
    Brian: Read the damn README!
  • guest Friday, May 19, 2006
    Bryan: I LIKE COCONUTS!
    Adam: YOU ARE AUTHENTICATED!
  • Patrick D Saturday, May 20, 2006
    When Andy met Barney
  • Jeff Bonwick Wednesday, May 24, 2006
    Bryan: Stumps! All I've got left are stumps! Adam: Fine, I'll do the demo. Chill.
  • Dave Powell Thursday, May 25, 2006
    Bryan: Rematch, punk.



    Adam: Dude, get over it. You haven't beat me at BattleTris since rmalloc() was in style.
  • Roch Wednesday, May 31, 2006

    Bryan: fsck you !
    Adam: Have some swiss cheeze
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