Two of the DTrace creators (that's me on the right, and Bryan on the left) apparently square off at the recent OpenSolaris user group meeting at JavaOne. You fill in the bubbles; the funniest response wins nothing but my heartfelt amusement.
Bryan: But in the gross and scope of my opinion, This bodes some strange eruption to our state. Adam: Good now, sit down, and tell me, he that knows,
Bill Rushmore Thursday, May 18, 2006
Bryan: I told you already, you aren't allowed to speak at JavaOne until you cut that hair! Adam: But, I did...
James Dickens Thursday, May 18, 2006
Bryan: Damm it, your latest patch had a line with 81 characters in it. Sorry must of been an off by 1 error.
Bryan Cantrill Thursday, May 18, 2006
If Adam had a line of source with 81 characters in it, I would have had a knife in my hand -- if not a pistol...
Bryan Cantrill Thursday, May 18, 2006
Unclear if I'm elgible or not, but here's my entry...
RJ Thursday, May 18, 2006
Bryan: Guess how many fingers I'm holding up! Adam: uhhh...dude...
Jeff Huber Thursday, May 18, 2006
Re-enactment of Crispin Glover's infamous 1987 appearance on the Late Show with David Lettermman
Adam (as Letterman): You seem to be distraught. You seem to be distraught.
Bryan (as Glover): People seem to make me seem a lot weird. And I'm just--I'm strong, you know. (flexes arm) I'm strong. I can arm wrestle. Do you want to arm wrestle?
Dave Marquardt Friday, May 19, 2006
Brian: Read the damn README!
guest Friday, May 19, 2006
Bryan: I LIKE COCONUTS! Adam: YOU ARE AUTHENTICATED!
Patrick D Saturday, May 20, 2006
When Andy met Barney
Jeff Bonwick Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Bryan: Stumps! All I've got left are stumps! Adam: Fine, I'll do the demo. Chill.
Dave Powell Thursday, May 25, 2006
Bryan: Rematch, punk.
Adam: Dude, get over it. You haven't beat me at BattleTris since rmalloc() was in style.
Here's mine!
http://derek.trideja.com/media/bmc_ahl_dtrace-caption.png
For those not in the know, here's the reference...
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.sys.sun.hardware/msg/242387aeaa5b5456?output=gplain
But in the gross and scope of my opinion,
This bodes some strange eruption to our state.
Adam:
Good now, sit down, and tell me, he that knows,
Adam: But, I did...
Sorry must of been an off by 1 error.
Adam: uhhh...dude...
Adam (as Letterman): You seem to be distraught. You seem to be distraught.
Bryan (as Glover): People seem to make me seem a lot weird. And I'm just--I'm strong, you know. (flexes arm) I'm strong. I can arm wrestle. Do you want to arm wrestle?
Adam: YOU ARE AUTHENTICATED!
Adam: Dude, get over it. You haven't beat me at BattleTris since rmalloc() was in style.
Bryan: fsck you !
Adam: Have some swiss cheeze