The Secret Language of Towels

Chances are if you stayed in a hotel in the last few years you've seen the water conservation efforts of reducing towel and linen washings.  Typically there is a placard on in the bathroom that says something like "A towel on the floor means please replace, a towel on the rack means I'll use it again".

On a recent trip to NYC, Brad and I were laughing about other meanings towels could have...such as:

  • Food stained towel on my room service tray means "More napkins next time"
  • Towels missing from room means "Your towels are nicer than mine at home"
  • Towels are all used & wet means "Your towels are too small"
  • Crunchy towel between the bed & nightstand means "Movie titles do not appear on hotel bill"


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My name is Craig Bender aka ThinGuy. I'm a Principal Software Developer for Oracle's Virtual Desktop Engineering group.

I architect and evangelize the use of Oracle's Desktop technology including Sun Ray, Secure Global Desktop, and Oracle VDI.

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