Lean Pockets

Dear Jim Gaffigan,

Please push the Lean Pockets.  Your fans take your "lazy" routine too seriously.  I had to give up a third of my seat to one of your biggest fans.  I feel like I deserve a $20 rebate, especially since I was pinned up against the other arm rest the whole show.  Perhaps my pain and suffering could also get me back my TicketMaster "convenience" charge.  Can you feel me?  She could....


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My name is Craig Bender aka ThinGuy. I'm a Principal Software Developer for Oracle's Virtual Desktop Engineering group.

I architect and evangelize the use of Oracle's Desktop technology including Sun Ray, Secure Global Desktop, and Oracle VDI.

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