The Signature Collection

Here's a collection I've been gathering of email signature tag lines. None are mine (I just keep it simple with two lines). However, here's ones I've saved over the years. I removed the names and addresses to protect the innocent.
In UNIX, no one can hear you scream...

\*veni, vedi, velcro\* "I came, I saw, I stuck around."
/\\_/\\ ( o.o ) | Trust me, I know ) \^ ( | what I'm doing.
ø¤º°°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°°º¤ø,¸¸,ø Those who wander are not always lost... ø¤º°°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°°º¤ø,¸¸,ø
\\\\|// - ? (o o) +==================================oOOo=(_)=oOOo========+ | | | | | | | | | .oooO | | ( ) Oooo. | +===================================\\ (==( )==========+ \\_) ) / (_/
Trust the computer. The computer is your friend. The computer wants you to be happy. If you are not happy, you will be used as reactor shielding.
$" \*. d$$$$$$$P" $ J \^$. 4r " d"b .db P $ e" $ ..ec.. ." \*. zP $.zec.. .\^ 3\*b. \*. .P" .@"4F "4 ." d" \^b. \*c .$" d" $ % / P $. "c d" @ 3r 3 4 .eE........$r===e$$$$eeP J \*.. b $ $$$$$ $ 4$$$$$$$ F d$$$. 4 $ $$$$$ $ 4$$$$$$$ L \*$$$" 4 4 " ""3P ===$$$$$$" 3 P \* $ """ b J ". .P %. @ %. z\*" \^%. .r" - --..--- "\*==\*""- -\^"\*==\*"" ---...----..-- - --
\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* \* if (status = UNDER_NUCLEAR_ATTACK) \* \* launch_full_counterstrike(); \* \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*
|\\ |\\ | \\ OoOo \\ \\ \\ \\ oOOo \\ \\ / `~~~))__ oOo / \\___))))~~' `~~)_ o _______ _____ \\ /// (O) `\\_(__||___)________/____ / /~~~~), ,__. , /// __,,,,) || o ______/ \\ \\/ \\/ `~~~; ,)))~~)_`_= \\ \\)))||))o)' \\ / / / / |_./ _/_/ /;|\\ "Don't go in the water, it's not safe any more"
_______________________________________________________ «¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤» ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away -- Ecclesiastes 3:6 ><>
"One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer" - Adolf Hitler
We live at \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*, San Diego, San Diego county, California, USA, North American Plate, Earth, Solar System, Orion arm, Milky Way, Andromeda Group, Virgo Supercluster, Big Bang.
We categorically reject the argument that a vendor has a right under the Constitution or otherwise to send unwanted material into the home of another. [...]the answer is that no one has a right to press even 'good' ideas on an unwilling recipient. -- Chief Justice Berger, SCotUS
,-\*~'`\^`'~\*-,._.,-\*~'`\^`'~\*-,._.,-\*~'`\^`'~\*-,._.,-\*~'`\^`'~\*-,._.,-\*~'`\^`'~\*=
_ _ / \\ o / \\ | | o o o | | | | _ o o o o | \\_| | / \\ o o o \\__ | | | o o | | | | ______ ~~~~ _____ | |__/ | / ___--\\\\ ~~~ __/_____\\__ | ___/ / \\--\\\\ \\\\ \\ ___ <__ x x __\\ | | / /\\\\ \\\\ )) \\ ( " ) | | -------(---->>(@)--(@)-------\\----------< >----------- | | // | | //__________ / \\ ____) (___ \\\\ | | // __|_| ( --------- ) //// ______ /////\\ \\\\ // | ( \\ ______ / <<<< <>-----<<<<< / \\\\ // ( ) / / \\` \\__ \\\\ //-------------------------------------------------------------\\\\ Every now and then, when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether. -- Hunter S. Thompson, "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
. . .. ("\\''/").__..-''"`-. . `9_ 9 ) `-. ( ).`-._.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._`. " -.-' _..`-'_..-_/ /-'_.' (l)-'' ((i).' ((!.'
|\\ _,,,--,,_ ,) /,`.-'`' -, ;-;;' |,4- ) )-,_ ) /\\ '---''(_/--' (_/-'
''' (o o) +------oOOO--(_)----------------+ | | | | | | | | | | +-------------------ooOO--------+ |__|__|
o o o o o o o . . . ___________________ _________=======_T___ o _____ || | | | .][__n_n_|DD[ ====|____ | | | | >(_UV_____|__|_[___/_____]_|_________________|_|____________________|_ _/oo OOOOOO o` ooo ooo 'o\^o\^o o\^o\^o` 'o\^o o\^o` - -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
_ ____|____====___H___________________====_====_====_ |_______| [[[[ ####### ###### | ______| [][] |____ """ Missouri Pacific | |o ____| MP |__| \\___________________________/\\_________| |_| / |_5001_| \\_| | | | | | | | | | | | |_| |_|=|====|======|===|===/\\=================================|_| |_| [(o)=(o)=(o)] |____________________| [(o)=(o)=(o)] |_| ============================================================================ [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
__ . . __ (o.\\ \\/ /.o) \\__\\/\\/__/ /O /==\\ O\\ (;O/ \\/ \\O;) -- --
o, o__ o_/| o_. /\\ /\\ \\_\\ /_/ |\\/| ( OO ) \\||/ =====oOOo=(oo)=oOOo=========================================================== _/_/_/_/ M I C R O S Y S T E M S _/ _/ _/ _/ _/_/ _/ _/_/_/_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ oooO _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ ( ) Oooo _/_/_/_/ _/_/_/_/ _/ _/ ======\\ (====( )=========================================================== \\_) ) / (_/
_/I\\_____________o______________o___/I\\ l \* / /_/ \* __ ' .\* l I"""_____________l______________l___"""I\\ l \*// _l__l_ . \*. l [__][__][(\*\*\*\*\*\*)__][__](\*\*\*\*\*\*)[__][] \\l l-\\ ---//---\*----(oo)----------l [][__][__(\*\*\*\*\*\*)][__][_(\*\*\*\*\*\*)_][__] l l \\\\ // ____ >-( )-< / l [__][__][_l l[__][__][l l][__][] l l \\\\)) ._\*\*\*\*_.(......) .@@@:::l [][__][__]l .l_][__][__] .l__][__] l l ll _(o_o)_ (@\*_\*@ l [__][__][/ <_)[__][__]/ <_)][__][] l l ll ( / \\ ) / / / ) l [][__][ /..,/][__][__][/..,/_][__][__] l l / \\\\ _\\ \\_ / _\\_\\ l [__][__(__/][__][__][_(__/_][__][__][] l l______________________________l [__][__]] l , , . [__][__][] l [][__][_] l . i. '/ , [][__][__] l /\\\*\*/\\ season's [__][__]] l O .\\ / /, O [__][__][] l ( o_o )_) greetings _[][__][_] l__l======='=l____[][__][__] l_______,(u u ,),__________________ [__][__]]/ /l\\-------/l\\ [__][__][]/ {}{}{}{}{}{} ~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~\*~
| _...._ (\\o/) .:::'''':o: --- / \\ --- :o:_ _::: >\*< `:}_>()<_{:' >0<@< @ `'//\\\\'` @ >>>@<<\* @ # // \\\\ # @ >\*>>@<<<@<< [__________________________] >@>>0<<<\*<<@< |=_- .-/\\ /\\ /\\ /\\--. =_-| >\*>>0<<@<<<@<<< |-_= | \\ \\\\ \\\\ \\\\ \\ |-_=-| >@>>\*<<@<>\*<<0<\*< |_=-=| / // // // / |_=-_| \\\*/ >0>>\*<<@<>0><<\*<@<< |=_- |`-'`-'`-'`-' |=_=-| ___\\\\U//___ >\*>>@><0<<\*>>@><\*<0<< | =_-| o o |_==_| |\\\\ | | \\\\| >@>>0<\*<<0>>@<<0<<<\*<@< |=_- | ! ( ! |=-_=| | \\\\| | _(UU)_ >((\*))_>0><\*<0><@<<<0<\*< _|-,-=| ! ). ! |-_-=|_ |\\ \\| || / //||.\*.\*.\*.|>>@<<\*<<@>><0<<@ __ / \\ , , _._ _ |oo| _ / \\__/ \\ _|||| ((/ () \\)) / \\ |||||/| ( ==== ) |oo| \\____/ _`\\ /'_ / \\ / /.-' /\\<>/\\ `\\.( () )_._ | ` / \\/ \\ /`'--'////) \\__,-'`| |. |\\/ |/\\/\\|"\\"` | |. | \\___/\\___/ | |. | | |
. . .n . . n. . .dP dP 9b 9b. . 4 qXb . dX Xb . dXp t dX. 9Xb .dXb __ __ dXb. dXP .Xb 9XXb._ _.dXXXXb dXXXXbo. .odXXXXb dXXXXb._ _.dXXP 9XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVXXXXXXXXOo. .oOXXXXXXXXVXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXP `9XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX'~ ~`OOO8b d8OOO'~ ~`XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXP' `9XXXXXXXXXXXP' `9XX' `98v8P' `XXP' `9XXXXXXXXXXXP' ~~~~~~~ 9X. .db|db. .XP ~~~~~~~ )b. .dbo.dP'`v'`9b.odb. .dX( ,dXXXXXXXXXXXb dXXXXXXXXXXXb. dXXXXXXXXXXXP' . `9XXXXXXXXXXXb dXXXXXXXXXXXXb d|b dXXXXXXXXXXXXb 9XXb' `XXXXXb.dX|Xb.dXXXXX' `dXXP `' 9XXXXXX( )XXXXXXP `' XXXX X.`v'.X XXXX XP\^X'`b d'`X\^XX X. 9 ` ' P )X `b ` ' d' ` '
@..@ (----) ( >__< ) \^\^ ~~ \^\^
+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+ | | +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+ \\ / | ___ ______ | | / \\___-=0`/|0`/__| |____\\ / | / ) `/-==__ _/__|/__=-| o \\ | | (o)
+--------------------+ | PLEASE DO NOT FEED | | THE TROLL. | | THANK YOU. | | -- The Management | +--------------------+ | | | | O o | | | __\\|/___=\\| |/=_\\|/____
! ! ! ! ! ! .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. __|=|__ __|=|__ __|=|__ __|=|__ __|=|__ __|=|__ (_/`-`\\_) (_/`-`\\_) (_/`-`\\_) (_/`-`\\_) (_/`-`\\_) (_/`-`\\_) //\\___/\\\\ //\\___/\\\\ //\\___/\\\\ //\\___/\\\\ //\\___/\\\\ //\\___/\\\\ <>/ \\<> <>/ \\<> <>/ \\<> <>/ \\<> <>/ \\<> <>/ \\<> \\|_._|/ \\|_._|/ \\|_._|/ \\|_._|/ \\|_._|/ \\|_._|/ <_I_> <_I_> <_I_> <_I_> <_I_> <_I_> ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| /_|_\\ /_|_\\ /_|_\\ /_|_\\ /_|_\\ /_|_\\
Under concerns of security and information privacy, the above message has been encrypted in an advanced version of a standard adopted over ten years ago for transmission of secure ASCII-based information over insecure, public newsgroups. Please be advised that only text-based readers that can handle at least TWO CONSECUTIVE rounds of ROT-13 encryption will be able to correctly parse the information contained herein. Any attempt to undermine the encryption methods employed will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, Chapter 12.
This post is encrypted in the "English language method." Any attempt to undermine the encryption method employed will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, Chapter 12. This includes, but is not limited to: interpreting the symbols through use of biological, visual decryption devices, translating the symbols into another language encryption scheme, and digital processing the symbols into a form conducive to aural intrepretation.
___________________ /| /| | | ||__|| | Please do | / O O\\__ NOT | / \\ feed the | / \\ \\ trolls | / _ \\ \\ ______________| / |\\____\\ \\ || / | | | |\\____/ || / \\|_|_|/ \\ __|| / / \\ |____| || / | | /| | --| | | |// |____ --| \* _ | |_|_|_| | \\-/ \*-- _--\\ _ \\ // | / _ \\\\ _ // | / \* / \\_ /- | - | | \* ___ c_c_c_C/ \\C_c_c_c____________ Especially ones with broken CapsLock keys! :-)
\\\\\\|/// \\\\ ~ ~ // (/ @ @ /) --oOOo-(_)-oOOo------------------------------------- |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_ _|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_ _|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_
,_ . ._. _. . _ , . , _-\\','|~\\~~ ~~ ~~/ ;-'-' ~-', ,;_;_, ~~- /~~-\\_/-'~'--' \\~~| \\,/' _-| /EE/RR|_/~-/-/~~RRRRRR~~--~~~~'---_ /UUUUUUUUUUUUUU,/'-/~ '\\./ ' , '|EEE~RRR'RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR/-RR/~~ ~/-'~\\_,UUUUUUU'-,| '|. ' ,\\ /EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR/RRRR/_ /~ .-~ '|UUUUUUUU'',\\~|\\ _\\EEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR /| '\\UUUUUUUU/'~ |EEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRCCCC,_,/ C |UUUUUUU/ . _-~'\\EEEEEERRRRRRRRCCCCCR\\ ) C \\UUUUU-\\ ./FFFFFFFF|\\FF\\CCCCCCCCCCCR/ C ., '\\U|, ~-_ . |FFFFFFFFFF\\F' ~|CCCC\\CC\\C C ~-U' ; \\FFFFFFFFFFF'-, \\CC /C/ C '\\U,~'\\_ \\FFFFFFFFFFF/' ' C, /|' /SSSSS\\_ ~ |FFFFFF/ \\ AA; -,_. |SSSSSSSS\\ |FFFF| , AAA, ,; A A\\ \\SSSSSSS/ \\FFFF/ /| ,-, , -, |SSSSS/ |FF|' |/ ,-AAAAA\\ A. ,|SSSS/ \\FF/ \\AAAAAAA| /SSSS| ~ -~~-,A/ A |SS,-' A /S,' A 'S| ~ ~'
_-\^--\^=-_ _.-\^\^ -~_ _-- --_ < >) | | \\._ _./ ```--. . , ; .--''' | | | .-=|| | |=-. `-=#$%&%$#=-' | ; :| _____.,-#%&$@%#&#~,._____
______ ___.--------'------`---------.____ _.---'----------------------------------`---.__ .'___=]=========================================== ,-----------------------..__/.' >--.______ _______.---' ]====================<==||(__) .' `------' `-----------------------`' ----.___--/ / /---' `/ "The Enterprise saucer section looks /_______(______________________/ like... a DOUGHNUT! `-------------.--------------.' MMM... doughnuts..." \\________|_.-' -- Starfleet Adm. Homer J. Simpson
\\|/ ____ \\|/ @~/ ,. \\~@ /_( \\_ / )_\\ \\__U_/
\\=/, _-===-_-====-_-===-_-==========-_-====-_ | @___oo ( PUFF, the magic dragon lived by the sea ) /\\ /\\ / (___,,,}_--= And frolicked in the autumn mist in a ) ) /\^\\) \^\\/ _) =__ land called Honah Lee, ) ) /\^\\/ _) (_Little Jackie Paper lioved that rascal ) ) _ / / _) ( PUFF, ) /\\ )/\\/ || | )_) (_and brought him strings and sealing ) < > |(,,) )__) ( wax and other fancy stuff. ) || / \\)___)\\ (_ ) | \\____( )___) )___ -==-_____-=====-_____-=====-___== \\______(_______;;; __;;;
.o ____~~~~_____~. ..( ).... ( Remember ... )) .ooo. ( . ) / ))' \\ ( it ain't ham, unless ) o. { , , } 'o ( ) ( "_" ) ..o' (... it's a BIG ASS HAM .) " .o. " .(. ) ) .---/\\___//\\----. .(.~~~ ___...) o ." .\\ Y |. `. .o o. : .\\ \^ |. `>. ." ". ; \\ /\^\\ t. e\\. >" " ; | /\^\\ \\ " `.. " " : : /\^\\ | ./ "# B i g # ; h /\^\\ \\./: ! A s s ! ________\\ "~~~~...._\\/_V__!!________________ c,,,...a~~~=~ ` H a m ' "......."
.----. _.'__ `. .--(#)(##)---/#\\ .' @ /###\\ : , ##### `-..__.-' _.-\\###/ `;_: `"' .'"""""`. /, JOE ,\\ // COOL! \\\\ `-._______.-' ________ ___`. | .'___ / Snoopy \\ \\| (______|______) \\|/ /__________\\ \\|/
/'\\_r-, | , \\ \\ ')) \\ .| / \\ /.\*` + ,+ , | (' .+` | '++ | .L-'' . / ,.--'--------.. _' .+ '+. ( .' + '++ ' ''++____________________+++'' "Oh Bother", said Pooh
p> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://embed.technorati.com/embed/ds7ksshp3e.js"></script> Technorati Tags: Email Signatures ASCII Art

<script type="text/javascript" src="http://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script>
<script src="http://connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js#xfbml=1"></script>
Comments:

Post a Comment:
Comments are closed for this entry.
About

Solaris cryptography and optimization.

Search

Archives
« April 2014
SunMonTueWedThuFriSat
  
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
   
       
Today